Car Crazy

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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An

 

Italian police officer stops them and says:

 

 

 

"Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro."

 

 

 

"Vot do you mean, it's illegal ?" the German driver asks.

 

 

 

"Quattro means four!" the policeman answers.

 

 

 

"Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" , the German

 

shouts ...

 

"Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people !"

 

 

 

"You canta pulla thata one on me !" says the Italian policeman.

 

 

 

"Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your carre and

 

you are therefore breakinge the lawe!"

 

 

 

The German driver gets mad and shouts "You ideeiot ! Call ze

 

zupervizor over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zum vun viz more

 

intelligence!!!"

 

 

 

"Sorry" the Italian says, "He cantta comea.

 

 

 

He'sa buzy with two guys in a Fiat Uno."